• What to do when your CEO wants to “hire” a bot
  • How to bail a developer out of jail
  • How to survive a delusional delivery date
  • How to survive a swarm of Swifties
  • How to dig out of (someone else’s) technical debt
  • How to indulge in free snacks and still fit into your work pants
  • True tales of survival: 20 years of server solitude
  • How to survive a “blameless post-mortem” when it’s actually your fault
  • What to do when your rubber ducky debugging buddy goes missing
  • How to help your team break up with bad tech
  • How to lure your team back into the office without inciting a mutiny
  • How to survive a meeting that should have been an email
  • How to survive a Kaiju attack on your data center
  • How to save your company $1 billion (no, really)
  • How to protect your ass(ets) from AI attacks
  • How to duct tape a shattered single pane of glass
  • How to build an emergency life support system for a legacy app
  • How to justify blowing up your tech stack while playing a round of golf

Check out our illustrated guide of how-tos for handling a variety of AppDev SNAFUs:

How to survive a Kaiju attack on your data center

As anyone who lives near the Pacific Ocean can attest, the threat of sea-born interdimensional creatures wreaking havoc on infrastructure is an ever-present one. Once Godzilla and friends break land, it can often take hours for a team of giant mechs to deal with them. In the meantime, you can say sayonara to bridges, skyscrapers, and your data center.

How to help your team break up with bad tech

The frustration of being stuck with a terrible tool or slow-moving service that makes our work harder is one of the most common (and least fun) features of a career in tech. But sometimes a solution is so incredibly bad, so maddeningly wrong, that you feel you absolutely must do something. The problem is that everyone else around you seems fine with the status quo and there’s pushback when you suggest ways to fix or improve things.

How to build an emergency life support system for a legacy app

Migrating existing apps to the cloud is never straightforward, especially when you’re refactoring a legacy monolith (insert COBOL jokes here). But here’s the important thing to understand about venerable apps in long-established companies: these are the apps that make the moolah. Do not, under any circumstances, break them.

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